MARRIED MAN HOME ALONE AT NIGHT

 

 

Soda crackers, sugar cookies, Mickey’s malt liquor

Almost as good as bourbon only you get sicker

Dough ball in the gut, diarrhea from the butt

Canker sores, dry lips and your eyelids shut

 

Is there any better way to pass the time?

Than thinking up a way to rhyme

 

Only if someone shared it

Even just a little bit

My missing spouse

She left the house

I

Guess

I’ll share it

With

My

Two dogs and cat

Problem is, they’ll get sick too, oh well

Time to pack it in; I’ve got it all down pat

And just before my wife came home

                                                                                                            ã C.K.R.

                                                                                                            22 MAY 03