CATS WE'VE HAD

CAN YOU NAME THE CATS YOU HAVE HAD?

THE ONES THAT WERE GOOD

THE ONES THAT WERE BAD?

WE CAN

THERE WAS TINKERBELL WHO WAS DUSTY GREY

WITH A LITTLE BIT OF TIGER

AND ABIGAIL A MOTTLED LITTLE SCAMP

WITH A WHOLE LOT OF SPUNK INSIDE HER

THEN THERE WAS CHESTER NOW HE WAS A TRIP

WITH SIX TOED PAWS AND A CHARM

THAT COUPLED WITH HIS DISPOSITION

HE SHOULD HAVE LIVED ON A FARM

THEN JESSICA CAME SHE HAS SIX TOES TOO

SHE IS REALLY PRETTY AND AWFULLY DARNED SMART

BUT WHEN WE GOT OUR RETRIEVER SHE

STAYED IN THE HAMPER, ALMOST BROKE OUR HEART

NEVER THE LESS WE HAVE LOVED THEM ALL

WE ARE CAT PEOPLE DON'T YOU KNOW

WE'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING CRAZY

AND WE THOUGHT IT DIDN'T SHOW

WHO ELSE WOULD CLEAN THE LITTER PANS

AND LOOK FOR DRIED HAIR BALLS

OR MAKE IT KNOWN THAT IT'S OPEN HOUSE

FOR ANY CAT THAT CALLS?

C.K.R.

STARTED 11/25/87

ON GOING