REGAL CATS

CHESTER AND JESSICA BUTTSTINK

ARE REGAL FAMILY CATS

JESSICA'S LEGS SO WHITE

CHESTER IN HIS SPATS

THE BUTTSTINKS THINK THEY'RE THE CAT'S MEOW

WHEN THEY JOIN US FOR TEA

I WISH THEY WOULDN'T SPRAY THE HOUSE

WITH NASTY KITTY PEE

THEIR MANNERS ARE ATROCIOUS

THEY STARE AT OUR DINNER PLATES

THEIR BUTTS PRESSED TIGHT TO THE TABLE

THEY MAY BE SEALING THEIR FATES

IF CHESTER WERE THE DUKE OF EARL

AND JESSICA THE QUEEN

WE'D STILL BE RATHER ANGRY

IF THEY FAILED TO LICK THEM CLEAN

THEIR LITTLE TOES, ALL SIX OF THEM

MAKE YOU THINK THAT THEY THINK

THEY ARE VERY EXTRA SPECIAL

CHESTER AND JESSICA BUTTSTINK

C.K.R.

12/4/90