WHEN GRANDMA BAKED AT OUR HOUSE

MY MOM’S MINIATURE POODLE

PATROLLED THE KITCHEN FLOOR

AND FOUND A TASTY EGG NOODLE

AND I’M SURE A WHOLE LOT MORE

SHE THEN STOLE SOME APPLE STRUDEL

FROM THE CENTER OF THE KITCHEN TABLE

AND WAS LATER GIVEN A SNICKER DOODLE

BY MY GRANDMA THAT GRAMP CALLED MABLE

PERKETTE PUT HER HEAD IN HER MASTER’S LAP

AND THREW UP THE WHOLE KIT-N-CABOODLE

CKR

3/12/98